Show Me The Funny
Part coffee shop, part lounge, part remote office and meeting spot. A whole lot of fun. Grab a whimsical book from the shelf and enjoy a good belly laugh while filling your belly with delicious pastries, light bites, and a wide range of hot and cold drinks.
Opening Times
7am – 3pm daily
Find Us
Ground Floor at Virgin Hotels New Orleans
550 Baronne Street
New Orleans, LA 70113
Menus
Pastries
CROISSANT | $4
PAIN AU CHOCOLAT | $4
SEASONAL MUFFIN | $4
SWEET POTATO BUTTERMILK DROP DONUT $9
Marshmallow fluff brûlée, Toasted Pecans, Maple Glaze
TOASTED FLOUR MOON BAGEL | EVERYTHING OR PLAIN $6
Add Whipped Cream Cheese +$2
CHOCOLATE CHUNK COOKIE | $3
Bigger Bites
AVOCADO TOAST | $14
Romesco, sunflower seeds, herbs
Add: fried egg + $2
FRIED EGG SANDWICH | $18
English muffin, applewood smoked bacon, cheddar cheese fermented chili aioli, side salad
Add: smashed avocado +$3
YOGURT & GRANOLA | $12
Greek yogurt, fresh berries, house made granola, toasted coconut local honey
KING CAKE WAFFLE | $17
Banana infused waffle, sweet cream cheese, maple syrup brown sugar crumble, banana brulee
BAGEL PLATE | $19
Smoked salmon, whipped cream cheese, red onion, cucumber
fried capers, dill Featuring Flour Moon Bagels, everything or plain
Plain or Wheat Bagel
QUINOA BOWL $15
Sweet potato, broccoli, kale, apple, pecan, chevre, soft boiled egg
FUNNY LIBRARY BREAKFAST | $17
2 eggs, toast, grits, applewood bacon or turkey sausage
WAGYU SMASH BURGER | $25
Cave aged cheddar, horseradish beer mustard, caramelized onions pickled zucchini, arugula
Add: bacon +$4
Add: fried egg +$2
CAPRESE GRILLED CHEESE | $19
Sourdough bread, fontina, arugula pesto, eggplant zucchini, balsamic radicchio, side salad
WINTER PATTOUSH SALAD | $15
za’atar pita croutons, little gem, radicchio, cauliflower, brussels
Add: sautéed shrimp +$12
Add: grilled chicken +$8
GULF SHRIMP & BAYOU CORA GRITS | $24
New Orleans-style BBQ shrimp, heirloom grits, Worcestershire, grilled corn, andouille sausage
But First, Coffee
DRIP COFFEE
COLD BREW
AMERICANO
LATTE COFFEE
MOCHA
MATCHA
CHAI LATTE
CAPPUCINO
ESPRESSO
MACCHIATO
CORTADO
ICED TEA
HOT TEA
Dairy & Non-Dairy Milk
WHOLE MILK
SKIM MILK
ALMOND MILK
OAT MILK
Tea
GREEN TEA
EARLY GREY
CHAMOMILE CITRUS
GOLDEN TUMERIC
Thirsty For More?
BOTTLED WATER SMALL | $4
Still or Sparkling
BOTTLED WATER LARGE | $7
Still or Sparkling
SODA | $2
Coke, Sprite, Diet Coke
JUICE | $5
Orange, Grapefruit, Cranberry
LA COLUMBE CANNED COFFEE $6
Various Flavors
RED BULL | $5
Original, Sugar-Free
La Colombe
La Colombe is a leading coffee roaster known for ethical, long-term trade practices with growers. Considered one of the pioneers of the third wave of coffee. The relationship is brought to life with various classic and seasonal blends, ready-to-drink draft latte and cold brews offered at Funny Library Coffee Shop. La Colombe’s approach to innovation, as well as its emphasis on clean ingredients and quality taste allows all coffee lovers to sip and savory the perfect cup of coffee.
Funny Library Playlist
Press play and pause the stresses of the day.