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Ground Floor at Virgin Hotels New Orleans
550 Baronne Street
New Orleans, LA 70113
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Funny Library Coffee Shop New Orleans

Kick back, grab a pastry or lite bite, and settle in at our caffeinated watering hole. Part coffee shop, part lounge, part remote office, part meeting spot = 100% our go-to place to LOL.

A truly great library contains
something in it to offend everyone.
– Jo Godwin

La Colombe is a leading coffee roaster known for ethical, long-term trade practices with growers. Considered one of the pioneers of the third wave of coffee. The relationship is brought to life with various classic and seasonal blends, ready-to-drink draft latte and cold brews offered at Funny Library Coffee Shop. La Colombe’s approach to innovation, as well as its emphasis on clean ingredients and quality taste allows all coffee lovers to sip and savory the perfect cup of coffee.

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New Orleans coffee shop
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Fresh pastries
Menu

PASTRIES

Croissant 4

Pain au Chocolat 4

Seasonal Muffin 4

Gluten-Free “Churro” Fritters 8

Bagel | Plain or Whole Wheat 5

Chocolate Chunk Cookie 3

BIGGER BITES

Avocado Toast 13
Romesco, sunflower seeds, herbs
Add: fried egg +$2

Breakfast Sandwich 18
Fried eggs & cheddar, applewood bacon, fermented chili aioli croissant, fries or grits
Add: smashed avocado +$3

Yogurt Parfait 8
Granola, toasted coconut, berries, honey 

Brioche French Toast 19
Apple pear compote, salted caramel, candied pecans, applewood bacon

Bagel Plate 18
Smoked salmon, shaved onion, cream cheese, fried capers
Plain or Wheat Bagel 

Funny Library Breakfast 15
2 eggs, applewood bacon, toast, grits

Wagyu Smash Burger 25
2 Wagyu beef patties, bacon fat-grain mustard aioli
freezer pickles, smoked gouda, fries
fries or grits
Add: bacon +$4     Add: fried egg +$2

Braised Short Rib Grilled Cheese 23
Pimento cheese, caramelized onions, tomato jam
fries or grits
Add: fried egg +$2

Grilled Romaine 15
Preserved lemon dressing, fried shallots, radish pecorino, roasted mushrooms
Add: sautéed shrimp +$12     Add: grilled chicken +$8

Gulf Shrimp & Bayou Cora Grits 27
New Orleans-style BBQ shrimp, heirloom grits, Worcestershire

 

BUT FIRST, COFFEE

Drip Coffee

Cold Brew

Americano

Latte Coffee

Mocha

Matcha

Chai Latte

Cappuccino

Espresso

Macchiato

Cortado

Iced Tea

Hot Tea

 

DAIRY & NON-DAIRY MILK

Whole Milk

Skim Milk

Almond Milk

Oat Milk

TEA

Green Tea

Early Grey

Chamomile Citrus

Golden Tumeric

THIRSTY FOR MORE

Bottled Water Small | Still or Sparkling 4

Bottled Water Large | Still or Sparkling 7

Soda | Coke, Sprite, Diet Coke 2

Juice Orange, Grapefruit, Cranberry 5

La Colombe Canned Coffee | Various Flavors 6

Red Bull | Original, Sugar Free 5

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