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Funny Library

Show Me The Funny

Part coffee shop, part lounge, part remote office and meeting spot. A whole lot of fun. Grab a whimsical book from the shelf and enjoy a good belly laugh while filling your belly with delicious pastries, light bites, and a wide range of hot and cold drinks.

Opening Times

7am – 3pm daily

Find Us

Ground Floor at Virgin Hotels New Orleans
550 Baronne Street
New Orleans, LA 70113

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Pastries

CROISSANT | $4

PAIN AU CHOCOLAT | $4

SEASONAL MUFFIN | $4

GLUTEN FREE "CHURRO FRITTERS | $8

BAGEL | $5
Plain or Whole Wheat

CHOCOLATE CHUNK COOKIE | $3

Bigger Bites

AVOCADO TOAST | $13
Romesco, sunflower seeds, herbs

Add: fried egg + $2

BREAKFAST SANDWICH | $18
Fried eggs & cheddar, applewood cheddar, fermented chili aioli croissant, fries or grits

Add: smashed avocado +$3

YOGURT PARFAIT | $8
Granola, toasted coconut, berries, honey

CARROT CAFE WAFFLE | $18
Candied pecans, maple syrup, sweet cream cheese, applewood bacon

BAGEL PLATE | $18
Smoked salmon, shaved onion, cream cheese, fried capers

Plain or Wheat Bagel

FUNNY LIBRARY BREAKFAST | $15
2 eggs, applewood bacon, toast, grits

WAGYU SMASH BURGER | $25
2 Wagyu beef patties, bacon, fat-grain mustard aioli freezer pickles, smoked gouda, fried or grits

Add: bacon +$4
Add: fried egg +$2

CAPRESE GRILLED CHEESE | $18
Sourdough, fresh mozzarella, tomato, presto, balsamic glaze, fries or grits

GRILLED ROMAINE | $15
Preserved lemon dressing, fried shallots, radish pecorino, roasted mushrooms

Add: sautéed shrimp +$12
Add: grilled chicken +$8

GULF SHRIMP & BAYOU CORA GRITS | $27
New Orleans-style BBQ shrimp, heirloom grits, Worcestershire

But First, Coffee

DRIP COFFEE

COLD BREW

AMERICANO

LATTE COFFEE

MOCHA

MATCHA

CHAI LATTE

CAPPUCINO

ESPRESSO

MACCHIATO

CORTADO

ICED TEA

HOT TEA

Dairy & Non-Dairy Milk

WHOLE MILK

SKIM MILK

ALMOND MILK

OAT MILK

Tea

GREEN TEA

EARLY GREY

CHAMOMILE CITRUS

GOLDEN TUMERIC

Thirsty For More?

BOTTLED WATER SMALL | $4
Still or Sparkling

BOTTLED WATER LARGE | $7 
Still or Sparkling

SODA | $2 
Coke, Sprite, Diet Coke

JUICE | $5 
Orange, Grapefruit, Cranberry

LA COLUMBE CANNED COFFEE  $6
Various Flavors

RED BULL | $5 
Original, Sugar-Free

Lets Feed Your Curiosity
Lets Feed Your Curiosity
Lets Feed Your Curiosity
Lets Feed Your Curiosity
Lets Feed Your Curiosity

La Colombe

La Colombe is a leading coffee roaster known for ethical, long-term trade practices with growers. Considered one of the pioneers of the third wave of coffee. The relationship is brought to life with various classic and seasonal blends, ready-to-drink draft latte and cold brews offered at Funny Library Coffee Shop. La Colombe’s approach to innovation, as well as its emphasis on clean ingredients and quality taste allows all coffee lovers to sip and savory the perfect cup of coffee.

Funny Library Playlist

Press play and pause the stresses of the day.

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